Confirmation of MTA NYC
Transit Lost and Found Inquiry NYCT20095154033
We didn't all make it back home safely to Minnesota. With great sadness I pass on the news that Moo Cow AKA Smelly Cow was lost in the great city of New York.
Moo Cow drinking a margarita in 2006
Moo Cow was sent to Brooklyn, NY in 2004 to be the best friend of a little boy named Henry. Cow lived a very good life and was loved dearly. He went everywhere that Henry went. Moo Cow traveled to faraway places and has actually been lost before, but always made his way back home. This time poor Cow was left on the F train and I'm pretty sure he's gone forever. Forever riding the train like the smelly, broke ass bum that he is.
We'll miss you Moo Cow.
One Year Ago: Still not comfortable with the word PENIS.
