Once upon a time there was a very naughty little girl. She was so naughty that sometimes she'd stay up late drinking wine while surfing the Internet for JCrew coupons. One night, just days after getting her brand new laptop, she spilled a glass of cheap pinot noir all over it. The naughty little girl was devastated and because of her crime went into a deep depression.
Many days went by and then finally she got her computer back, fixed up good as new by a magic fairy. (Magic fairies charge around $200 an hour these days.) The naughty little girl had never felt more relieved and she promised to never be naughty again.
The moral of the story: Don't drink cheap wine.