- Take off work clothes and lotion entire body with Oil of Olay's sort of self-tanning creme.
- At home microdermabrasion while watching 7th Heaven.
- Crest white strip teeth after dinner.
- Fantasize about dresses while drifting off to sleep.
Then mani, pedi (seriously I should keep on top of these things) eyebrow threading (supposed to do this last Wednesday, but was too lazy to get off the train), emergency dress shopping if necessary, then a solemn vow to never turn into such a schlub again.